Home Decoration

While Master keeps meddling with things he should probably leave alone (M: I bought a new camera, more on this in a few days), let me show how you can improve the look of your living room.

As a rule the rooms where humans live tend to be rather boring places that miss the joyful disarray of - let's say - a kennel in a dog shelter, where you can move stuff around and chew mostly anything without being shouted at. The good news is that you can easily recreate that easygoing atmosphere, for both your benefit and your masters'. It is fun and easy and it doesn't take much effort, you just have to chew books and stuff and put the byproducts in the middle of the room, where your master will notice them and be happy.

Here I turned the rug upside down and chewed the anti-slip, then I selected a couple of books from the shelf and ripped off a number of pages. Later, while Master was calling Dad to show him the improvements I made, I sneaked in the bathroom and fetched a roll of toilet paper and Dad's electric razor.

Unfortunately Master forgot to take another picture (I suspect he was overcome with joy for having such a creative and helpful dog), so my creation went unrecorded. Next time I do hope he will be more careful, it is not like I can do this every week or we will run out of books and other chewables in no time.

 This is an demonstration of the stealth technique that little brittany dogs are famous for. I ripped to pieces some supermarket advertisement that nobody was reading anyway, then I went to sleep near to Dad, who was watching the telly and didn't hear a thing.  This way you can make a nice surprise to your masters, and they will pet you and give you treats for having been so good a dog.  

Note: Don't mind if your masters pretend to be angry.  They only do that to prove themselves that they are the pack leaders or some other thing that the vet recommended them to pose as, but then will take pics and share them on the social networks and force all their friends and even casual strangers to look at the pics and rejoice in secret that their dog is so smart.

And if they don't, then you can always give them kissies.